About Me...

I am once again thinking out of my comfort zone and it is scary! It is much easier for me to write down my life stories with pen and paper however I gave that up years ago and have regretted not keeping up my journal ever since. Make no mistake ( not that you were going to)I must let you know that, I am not a writer. I was that little girl in elementary, yea the one that everyone looked at because I had so many circles and marks on my paper that you couldn't even tell what I had originally wrote. There was a reason I didn't like Miss White and she didn't like me, but even more I hated her red marker that she used to scribble all those corrections on my paper with. However that's another story yet to tell. But I do have lasting memories of that old battleax telling me that my sentences were way to long, used commas in all the wrong places and used too many exclamation marks!!!! I felt what I had to say was exciting and through the years have continued to use too many !!!!!!'s...and, commas in, all the wrong, places. I'm also not so good about proof reading my work before I submit it. You see it scares me because I have written huge stories before and when I pushed the send button, it goes somewhere never to be found and then I am forced into saying a swear word and I don't have the desire to rewrite it again!!! I guess Miss White was right about the long sentences. They say to place a comma where you would pause while saying a sentence but, since I don't pause much while talking I don't really know where to place the comma. Well anyways, I needed something to do in my spare time so I figured I would give this a try! Good luck everyone especially you Miss White wherever you are!

Monday, July 16, 2012

What do you want to hear about?

You Wingnuts are the ones that asked me to keep telling stories so which ones do you want to hear? You know most of them but I will give you a few other choices.

Honeymoon disaster and The Gordon Elliot Show.
Breast exam by the janitor when it was only my throat that hurt.
Asking Johnny Carson if he preferred boxers or briefs?
Reasons that you don't hide in the back of a van, no matter the cause.
Mommy meltdowns, involving orange juice or sleeping bags!
Ambien, Horton hears a who, Clayson and his steak dinner all in one!
Why I love to have my hair pulled even if it's by a drunk chick!
Why you never trust your husband to bring you a cold glass of milk!


I'm sure there are hundreds more that you remember and I don't.


Oh, we can't forget Jen's liberation movement in the jungles of Mexico!

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