A day at the Zoo with Monkey Boy !!!

Hi, I'm Jack

Me and Grandma Jenny went to Hogle Zoo

She got me a wagon and some really healthy snacks... Doritos and Rootbeer hee, hee

We first passed the Llama's where grandma

asked me if my momma was a llama?

I just scrunched my face and said "NOooo".

We saw two Tigers that looked very hungry!

I showed Grandma where the camels are

I tried to climb through the fence to get closer

Grandma was a party poop and wouldn't let me!!!

I had to go pee pee so I did

Then we washed our hands

Then we dried them and dried them and dried them

Until Grandma said they were way more then dry!!!

I told Grandma Jenny that I wanted to ride on the Elephant

so when the ride stopped

we ran really fast so we could be the first ones on it!!!!!

We gave ourselves a thumbs up for being fast as lightning!!!

We got back in the wagon where our chips and soda were waiting for us

We tried to look for the monkeys but we couldn't see any.

Grandma said, "maybe they're inside"

Let's go see!

We measured me and decided I was the size of a juvenile monkey.

Grandma said, " come on Monkey boy, lets go inside".

I climb a lot and I don't get scared that is why

she thinks I'm a monkey!

I stopped to say HI to Mowgli :)

Where are the Gorilla's Grandma? There they are, right there!!!

WE were at the zoo so long that we turned into wild animals!!!

I wasn't even scared to ride on wild tigers******* I was a Dorito munching Chinese boy!

Grandma made me try on a few more things because she thought I was so cute but then I said

NO MORE HATS!!!!

Then we were off to see the Rhino's that were in the area

clearly marked ... ELEPHANT ENCOUNTER

It's a good thing monkey boy can't read or I would have been way confused!!!

PEE PEE TIME AGAIN...

Grandma SHOWED me the sign that means Restroom

I pointed to the sign and said that's a girl sitting on the potty!

Grandma asked me to jump back in the wagon so she could pull me up the hill and I said no, I want to do it . So she said okay and she jumped in the wagon and said it's your turn to pull me!!!

Grandma looked very comfortable sitting in the wagon but it was too hard!

After grunting a few times I kindly asked her to remove herself from the wagon

by saying in a sweet tone of voice...

GET OUT!!!!

She reminded me to say please....

I said please

She got out

This was much easier...

After two 1/2 hours at the zoo, 3 potty breaks, 1 pair of broken glasses

2 times dropping my flip flops out of the wagon, then finding them,

It was time to haul me and the wagon up that hellacious hill to get to the

parking lot! Grandma started talking about the fun we had today but then

the hill got steeper and grandma stopped talking, instead water was coming off her face.

she looked like she was going to have a heart attack but she still kept smiling at me

I laid back in my wagon finishing off the last of my Rootbeer and chips and enjoying the ride.

I got to the top of the hill and I was really, really sad!!!

Grandma thought it was because I didn't want to leave.

Grandma- "Jack what's wrong?"

Jack- wrimdn, eidndn,WA!

Grandma- "what sweetie I can't understand you"?

Jack- I jdiijnch see hdchn

Grandma- listen to grandma, you need to stop crying so grandma knows what

you are saying.

Jack- sniffle, sniffle,, " I didn't get to see that!

Grandma- You didn't get to see what? Jack, we saw all the animals

Jack- not that!

He points to what i'm guessing is the only possible animal in the whole zoo that somehow I missed.

I turn around to see what it is...

We had seen all the animals in the zoo, he wanted to see the machines like

PaPa Wades!!!!!

They were fenced in also. We watched them for ten minutes then went to the car.

But not before dropping Jacks flip flop once...

Then twice...

Before we could get out of the parking lot this little monkey was asleep!

What a fun day I had with you Jackster, Grandma Jenny loves you!!

xoxo